"John Howard blues
Oh man I got dem John Howard blues
Right down to the very soles of my shoes
Oh Lordy I got dem John Howard blues
Drivin' me down to hammer the booze
Says he wants to dam the Big River
Sendin' water to people over the range
'Nuf to make a grown man shiver
Leavin' us all to shoulder the pain
Think I'm feelin' a pain in my liver
The Clarence will end up a filthy stinkin' drain
Oh man I got dem John Howard blues
I really don't agree with his views
Oh Lordy I got dem John Howard blues
And I'm tellin' y'all that's the news
Been workin' in the mill stackin' the wood
Boss man says he's cutting my pay
Man from the guv'ment said that he could
Makin' it real hard to pay my own way
Li'l Johnny says 'it all do you good'
But nuthin' for me 'cept learnin' how to pray
Oh man I got dem John Howard blues
Spendin' time sitting on the pews
Oh Lordy I got dem John Howard blues
Right down to the holes in my shoes
Down in the shed I got a V8 Edsel
Picked it up for no money down
Trouble is I just can't afford the petrol
When ma sweet li'l Suzie wants to cruise town
Ain't doin' a thing for the lead in my pencil
Looks like I'm back to drivin' the Crown
Oh man I got dem John Howard blues
Just wish he'd go to take a cruise
Oh Lordy I got dem John Howard blues
Election soon I just hope that he'll lose
Johnny's now talkin' 'bout things atomic
But he ain't sayin' where he'll put all the plants
I think he's now gone completely catatonic
And Chris yells out 'it'll cost me my pants'
But I'm tellin' ya'll all if those things go drastic
We'll be gettin' 'round' like little mu-tants
Oh man I got dem John Howard blues
How come we've all turned chartruse
Oh Lordy I got dem ol' John Howard blues
I think that he's now finally blown his fuse.
Simon Harmon
Ramornie"[The Daily Examiner,Grafton,letters to the editor,
6 September 2007,p.p. 8 & 11]